Top 10 Strangest World Records of Sex
Have you ever wondered who has the biggest penis or strongest vagina in the World? From a 10 hour long masturbation session and the world’s biggest gang bang, to an 82 year old prostitute and the gal with 72ZZZ sized breasts (oh My!), here are some of the most impressive and perhaps absurd world sex records.
1. The Longest Penis in the World Award goes to Jonah Falcon of Brooklyn, New York. With an impression length of 9.5” flaccid and 13.5” erect, Jonah tops the charts. He says he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin. Nice trick! According to Wikipedia, Falcon gained media attention after appearing in HBO’s documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed and also appeared in a documentary called “The World's Biggest Penis.” According to the Kinsey Institute, the average adult penis measures a little less than six inches when erect, and almost 90% of men are between 5 and 7 inches in length with a boner. Incidentally, porn star John Holmes had a penis size of 12” when erect.
2. The award for most sexual partners in one day goes to porn star Lisa Sparxxx, who set the World Gang Bang record by having sex with 919 guys within a 24 hour period in Warsaw, Poland as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship and Eroticon in 2004. Her porn debut was in the x-rated video “Dirtier Debutants #4”.
3. Big Boob lovers take note! Annie Hawkins-Turner aka Norma Stitz’ (say it out loud—get it?) was inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records for having the World’s Largest Natural Breasts. Weighing a substantial 28 pounds each, Norma’s bra size is 72ZZZ. Yikes! While she can’t lie on her back to sleep and has trouble walking down stairs, this mammary marvel has vowed to never have her breasts reduced.
4. A condition known as a micropenis refers to penis sizes less than 2” in length and affects approximately 0.6% of men. The condition has several causes including inadequate testosterone during fetal development. The smallest penis ever recorded was 0.39” (that’s 1 cm), however, the person who owned it obviously didn’t want to be known in the record books for having the World’s Smallest Penis, and remains anonymous. Fortunately for small penis folks there are penis extensions for little guys and strap-on cocks for those who have none.
5. World’s Strongest Vagina belongs to a Russian mom, Tatiata Kozhevnikova who can lift 31 lbs with her vagina. Wow! After giving birth she decided to start weight training (that’s right!) by doing kegel exercises with a glass ben wa ball for resistance. Later she made a custom barbell using two glass balls attached by a safety string, and has been exercising her vaginal muscles for 15 years. She advises other women to practice kegels with ben wa balls for only 5 minutes a day too and “you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed”.
6. The Biggest Orgy on video ever recorded took place in Japan where 500 participants (250 men and 250 women) had sex in a warehouse while a camera crew recorded the entire event. Strangely enough, each sex act and position was choreographed so that all the couples performed simultaneous actions, kind of like synchronized fucking. While labeled an orgy, technically the couples only had sex with their partners and not with other couples or singles.
7. Horst Schultz' claim to fame is for holding the record for the farthest male ejaculation ever recorded at 18 feet. Incidentally, Horst also holds the records for the greatest speed of ejaculation (an amazing 42.7mph). You wouldn’t want to get that in the eye! Try MaxLoad if you want to be a super shooter like Schultz.
8. So You Think You Can Masturbate? If there was a reality TV series by that name, surely Masanobu Sato would be the winner. In 2009 he came all the way from Japan to attend the World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco. There he set the record for the longest masturbation session ever, after whacking off for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Why he didn’t go the extra 2 minutes to make it 10 hours even is unknown, but he attributes his stamina to Tenga masturbators because of the variety of sensations that kept him going strong.
9. Porn actress turned sexologist Annie Sprinkle is known for having the longest female orgasm ever filmed, which was a miraculous 5 minutes in length. Given the name Mahamudra (meaning The Biggest Orgasm of All) by members of an eastern cult, Dr. Annie Sprinkle, PhD. had herself filmed as she masturbated with the Hitachi Magic Wand and two assistants, having what she describes as a five minute long megagasm.
10. You may have heard that the world’s oldest profession is prostitution, but the oldest living prostitute is an 82 year old woman called “Grandma” from Tai Pei. She is well known to police who have arrested her several times and makes a living by charging 20-30 times less than her younger peers. One police official said with a little make-up she looks pretty good and can pass for a gal of 70. If you are into G.I.L.F's check out this Granny Doll.
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