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John Holmes Realistic C*ck 12 Inch - Beige

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Product Details

  • Weight: 2.55 lbs
  • Width: 2.30 Inches
  • Length: 12.70 Inches
  • Insertable Length: 9.50 Inches
  • Features: Phthalate Free ,
    Phthalate Free - Phthalate Free products have no esters, softeners or plasticizers.
    Made in USA ,
    Made in USA - Made in USA products are manufacturer in the United States of America.
    Latex Free, Suction Cup
    Suction Cup - A round piece attached to a toy that sticks to a flat surface by producing a vacuum. This allows for hands free play.
  • Materials: Realistic ,
    Realistic - A mixture of phthalate free TPE and TPR that feels like skin. Use only water based or silicone based lubricants. Do not use oil-based lubricants. For upkeep add cornstarch to prevent deterioration.
    TPR/TPE - Thermoplastic Rubber/Elastomer is a synthetic mixture of rubber/plastic and elastomer. While TPR/TPE is hypoallergenic in nature it cannot be boiled. Use soap and warm water or toy cleaner to disinfect.
  • Color: Beige
  • Texture: Veiny
    Veiny - Quality of raised markings that bear a physical resemblance to the veins on a penis.
  • Shapes: Phallic
    Phallic - Resembles a penis.
  • Manufacturer: Doc Johnson
  • UPC: 782421506902
  • SKU: DJ0275-02
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Product Description

Experience Boogie Nights every night! Sculpted from the most famous porn star of them all, John Holmes, this UR3 Realistic Cock captures the towering grandeur and awe aspiring girth of the one and only king of porn. This massive dong has all the features that made Holmes the most impressive and memorable porn star of his time. The sturdy suction cup base makes Holmes suitable for harness or solo play. When not in use, store the toy in the included silk pouch. It is made from non-phthalate body-safe material, which includes Doc's antibacterial Sil-A-Gel formula and is proudly made in America. White. Length: 12.70 Inches; Insertable Length: 9.50 Inches; Width: 2.30 Inches.*Lipstick not included.

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79 Reviews
Sep 6, 2015
Best dildo I've ever had in me!!
I am a strait married man that is into anal play. This dildo is intimidating right out of the box. I figured it would take the wife and I several "Sessions" to get it all the way in me. She strapped it on and got about 3 inches in me, and pumped it in and out of me for a bit to stretch me out! Then she squeezed it in the middle of the shaft and BAM, all the way to the balls!! She banged away at me for another 45 minutes and I absolutely exploded!! Best prostate orgasm ever!!!!!!!
HallMountain Verified Buyer
Jan 28, 2014
not for me
I was disappointed from the beginning. It is far too soft for me and after a short while it became extremely sticky. The smell was impossible to get rid of. I ordered the non-UR3 and was extremely satisfied. Honestly, this one is sitting in the trashcan waiting to go to the dump. I am rarely negative, that this one was very disappointing.
Jeff S. Verified Buyer
Oct 24, 2012
Amazing orgasm-inducing cock
The most orgasms my girlfriend has had with me, prior to this toy's arrival, is five in one night. Using this thing the first night, she had ten! She was in the doggy position and I told her not to look, as I had a new toy I wanted to try on her. With plenty of lube and some patience, the URC was inside of her and she let out a loud "Oooooh!" The width alone had her orgasming within one minute flat of inserting it. A new record! As I moved it further inside (half-way now), I started a slow in-and-out pumping motion and she had her second orgasm... "Holy sh!t," what the hell is that? - she kept asking. She had ten orgasms within about 20-25 minutes. She was shaking, and we were both in awe. It's extremely hot watching this huge meat pole slide in and out of your woman... It is the largest thing she'll ever have had (it's 8 inches around and truly larger-than-life), and proves what guys like me don't want to admit, that large penises do give women superior pleasure and orgasms. We used this on a video chat website (her sitting on it and my thrusting it in her with my hands), and within 10 minutes we had 1,500 viewers. A new record for us lol. This tool is extremely long, and for us we couldn't insert the final three inches. Doesn't matter, as it gives more handle to hold onto. Best money ever spent on a sex toy! Highly recommend it, your wife or girlfriend will thank you.
happy hubby Verified Buyer
Aug 19, 2012
make your girl moan
we have been using johnny for about eight months now and the wife loves it. She used to struggle with taking johnny from behind but now can't get enough of johnny. The intoduction of toys into our sex lives has been sensational. If BAMcame in the same material she wouldbe one very happy girl
bottoman Verified Buyer
Feb 10, 2012
Very fulfilling!!!!
I am a expericed anal player. Always looking for that next thrill and enjoyment. This product fills that need and you. I have enjoyed the long, thick shaft to the hilt. The flexibilty is just right for goiing all the way. Extreme pleasure with it in to the hilt then stroking 3/4 of the way across you P-spot. Love the material, no smell, feels good inside, easy to clean.
vector Verified Buyer
Apr 2, 2011
Great Ride
This Dildo was hard to take. The head is very blunt with no taper or point, however, if my wife loosens me up with her four fingers she can then slide it in to me and pump about three quarters in and out. The material is very nice and feels great as it slides through your hole and over your prostate. I suggest this to anyone who is serious about anal play.
luvembig Verified Buyer
Jan 24, 2011
best dick either of us has ever had
My wife and I love this cock. We use it with a strap-on. I do her then she does me. She is jealous however because I can take every inch into my ass, but she comes up 2 in. short. Feels real. We love it.
Joann in Missouri Verified Buyer
Nov 15, 2010
My husband got this for me. We have been married for three months. I'm 18 and I guess I may be big down there, but the first time we used it it took a long time to get it in, but finally the head started in and god it seemed like it was gonna rip me open, but it still felt great. I've never been stretched that far, but I want to feel that again soon.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Nov 9, 2010
awesome stretcher
We have had this toy for about a year now and it has held up very well with regular use. At first my wife had to work up to it, but now it is the only dildo she uses. We bought it to stretch her out and it worked better than expected. I now have to use 3-4 fingers with it to get her off, and fisting is easy. Yes, it has made her that loose. All in all a great product, I wish they made a UR3 slightly shorter and 3 inches wide or more.
Freak Verified Buyer
Jun 16, 2010
As filling as it gets!!
Got it out of the box and couldn't wait to try it! Warmed up with Jeff Stryker first. Then lubed up John and started down on it wow what a feeling!!! The best is that it stretches making it easier to get into a small tight ass! It felt so damn good I almost came four times in the first sitting!!! Best Large Dildo I've ever had in my ass ever!!!!
Antonio Verified Buyer
May 24, 2010
Silicon firmness
After giving birth to two kids, my wife easily takes my large fist half way down my forearm (closed fist). She is about 95lbs, Japanese woman, very fit and lean. Tried this (in our opinion monster size dildo) on her and she kept saying push it harder and deeper. The silicone is too soft on this dildo, it bends easily on a hard push. It also compresses inside her while balls (with a harder push) reach her clit. So she swallows this dildo literally down to the balls and only at this point she cums hard. If she sits on it I must hold it for her and again down to the balls she goes. I am wondering if this is OK for her vagina and if there is a danger for her cervix when she fucks herself so recklessly on this dildo. Her complaint is that it is too soft. Large but too soft. I think we are going to work on pushing the balls inside her too, I'm not kidding she's super lose and deep. If this toy was more rigid inside and had some kind of spine it would make such a difference in ease for the deepest vaginal penetrations (we haven't tried it anally). It is indeed super realistic and my saliva is the only lube needed. Once it gets wet from her vaginal juices it stays wet and slippery all the way through until the end. We would give it about 4 out of 5 stars. Enjoy :)
Very Horny Verified Buyer
May 16, 2010
This is not for beginners. I was stunned by how well made and real it looks. The UR3 material is by far the most realistic to the touch and sight. The outer skin moves nicely and the vein details are just hard enough. Its huge, it dwarfs The Natural. Topco's Main Attraction is the same diameter at its widest as this is at its narrowest. It is 7.25 inches in circumference just under the head so it’s no impossible to get in, it starts getting bigger from there. Four inches down it has grown in girth to 8 inches. It retains lube better than any other dildo I own. The suction cup sticks to any very smooth surface, I don’t expect it to hang from the wall or ceiling all day so I’m not sure what the “it doesn’t stick to anything” is about. For the price this thing is a bargain. I am a bit scared of it. I have gotten it in, but not for long. If size and stretching is you’re thing you have to have one of these. I wish the Natural had it's surface and a suction cup it would be the perfect dildo.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Jan 18, 2010
Like em big?
Wow. My wife has become a size queen over the last year or so. I bought this because she seemed to be getting used to her 9 x 2.25 inch dildo. Her pussy has been getting a work out over the last year with big dildos and it has gotten pretty big. The amazing part is, she is only 5'3" and 105 lbs. She is amazed that an actual human had a cock this big, and loves it because it feels real. She can only take 7 inches, but loves the width. If your girl is into size, get her this, if not, get it for her anyway. She will love it.
JOANN Verified Buyer
Dec 3, 2009
Loved it
My husband bought this and left it in our dresser drawer, hes out of town thru the week well when I saw it laying there so big I had never saw anything that big. Anyway I started to tingle and I just had to see how far it would go in. So I lay back on the bed and started trying to get it in, it took awhile to get it just right and to my surprise the head started in,god it felt so good I've never been stretched that far it felt like it was going to rip me in half but I kept putting more in and I started cumming and I didn't think I was ever going to stop. But I was awfully sore the next day. but its a must try you wont be sorry.
Samuel Verified Buyer
Jun 1, 2009
Awesome cunt
My wife has a huge cunt. She has always been that way. To humiliate myself I bought this toy for my wife to see if she could handle it. Well, I made Ann very happy. VERY happy. This toy is about 12" long and thick. It slid right in Ann's pussy. All 12" of it. She just loved it. When I got tired I watched her fuck herself with it. Immediate erection watching her slam the whole thing in. Then she asked me to fist fuck her. Big farmer hands. I gave it a try. It worked. We have wonderful sex now. She loves fucking the big dildo and I will fist her later.
Brazilian Bi Verified Buyer
Jan 13, 2009
Review of DJ0275-02
This toy is unbeliveable! It´s like a real cock, and it´s perfect for all that like big/giant dildos! I have 5 dildos bigger than 9 e thicker than 2, and John is becoming my favorite for anal pleasures! I almost get it all (4/5) in my ass! It´s soft and thick, I use whith lots of warming lube gel, what gives an extra sensation! It could even be better if had a vibrator inside..!
Karen Verified Buyer
Aug 21, 2008
Review of DJ0275-02
The John Holmes UR3 dildo is great the feel is awesome it feels like a real cock...I love it....the girth is perfect but the lenght is a little long...but ill keep trying...the UR3 warms up pretty quick to body temp...which I thought was a plus...easy to clean and it is very soft yet very firm...the suction cup works great can use on many flat surfaces..(Bedpost,Showerwall,Chair,Floor)or even in your Bed the weight of it is perfect for Riding Like a CowGirl in the bed...try it Ladies youll love it....and you men that like anal you might want to give it a whirl....Thanks again Karen
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Jul 6, 2008
Review of DJ0275-02
The wife likes to play with toys. We currently have Kong, Lex Steele and several others. When we got John, she was a bit amazed by the size but was willing to give it a try. After warming her up with lex, I lubed up john and slowly started to insert it. When the head started to enter, she seemed ok. But when it passed into her pussy, I felt it pop and she made me withdraw. She said that it was way too big and it hurt. We will try again but I think she may have met her match! Maybe with practice I think she can take it!
Kathy Verified Buyer
Jun 23, 2008
Review of DJ0275-02
As a 55 year old woman I can remember watching John Holmes in action more than 25 years ago. I always wondered if I would be able to handle the king of porns massive manhood. My husband just recently decided that it was time to put aside his pride and purchase a larger than average realistic penis that would satisfy my curiosity after all these years. When it arrived and we took it out of the box I was nervous and at the same time very excited. This sex toy actually looked, and felt like the real thing, very detailed. My husband applied liberal amounts of lube and very cautiously began to penetrate my vagina. At first it hurt and felt very strange but I kept backing into this massive dong a little at a time. Once opened and fully stretched my husband and I both went out of control and the fast penetrating motion drove me to the most intense, gushing, orgasms that I had ever experienced in my entire life! After literally collapsing on the bed from countless orgasms my husband decided that it was time to slip his average size penis in. Well he was so aroused by the fact that I was so stretched out and had just taken on the king of porn, that he came within seconds! He also had me perform orally on John while he masterbated all over my face, lips, and Johns tool making it look like the perfect ending to this very fulfilling fantasy! Highly recommended to spice up any couples sex life. I suggest using a condom to preserve the sensitive UR3 material. Enjoy!
Impressed Verified Buyer
Jul 11, 2007
Review of DJ0275-02
My wife loves her pussy filled with huge toys, but she wont admit it! I bought her the John Holmes Ultra Realistic Cock and hid it away until the right night came along. It wasnt long before that night arrived. She was really horney so after I had gotten her even hotter and ready for some cock, I supprised her with John. I had her lubbed up good from our foreplay and lubbed up that big cock as well. As I began rubbing it aginst her pussy, she started to press back against it! She was really starting to moan when the head slipped in and she came in seconds! Wow did she cum, than she went into full lust mode taking that big dildo fast and deep and cumming several more times, it was all I could do to hold on to that dildo as hard as she was fucking it! Ive never seen her so hot and she never fucked me that hard. It took some time for her to wear herself out. Afterwords she was smiling really big and said You bought me a new toy didnt you which I admitted I had. She said it was the best fucking shes ever had and I was to use John on her from now on! Well from that time on weve had alot more sex and its even been her idea numerous times. She still wont admit she loves a big dildo in her but she always finishes with a smile! This is a great dildo, feels very lifelike and the size will please you. It should last for years but shell try to wear it out. I love how hot she gets when I use it on her and the site of that big cock in her gets me hot as well. This was a good buy.
horny for the real thing Verified Buyer
Jul 5, 2007
Review of DJ0275-02
I can just about get this dildo all the way in me, it starts out hurting but once I get used to it I dont want to get off of it. making me horny just thinking about it.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Mar 11, 2007
Review of DJ0275-02
This thing is huge!!!!! It took several tries to get my wife to just take the head in!! After that, I tied her down and did a long oral session on her, lubed her and John up really good, put on a pair of shorts and zipped John up tight in the zipper and fucked the hell out her!! She was screaming and begging me to stop!! I slammed as much of it as I could up in her and she came like never before over and over agian for several hours until I couldnt go on anymore. We were both drenched in sweat and breathing heavy when I rolled her over and tied her face down and put John as far as he would go up her pussy and supported him with a pillow so he couldnt come out. Then I rammed My 7 inches up her ass and double fucked her for about 20 minutes until I came inside her!!! She was screaming and begging me to stop the entire time but after she said it was the best fucking of her life and wants me to surprise her with that again!!!
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Feb 1, 2007
Review of DJ0275-02
I had finished showering when hubby decided to play his famous role-playing games. He led me to our bedroom where he had me lay on the bed, blindfold me and soon had my wrists handcuffed to the brass rail of our bed. I was wondering what was next when he started to do some super oral on me. Soon I felt this dildo rubbing around a bit and soon inserted and I knew it was huge. I asked him to remove the blindfold and he did but was slowly inserting and withdrawing to a rythm and beginning to feel really nice. The light was on our webcam and he ignored my begging to turn it off. As he was getting braver he soon had it mostly in and I was cumming like never before. I couldnt believe how much was in me. He had me feeling new sensations and I lost count of the number of times I had orgasmed. This scene has been repeated but without the handcuffs. This dildo is so truly amazing and when the sheets were soaked I still wanted more!!
hungrybutthl Verified Buyer
Aug 17, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
this is the biggest dildo i could find and trust me when i call it the assripper,its so huge, ull love every min,as u try to swallow it with ur tightasshole. ull scream with pleasure as it streaches ur hole open to its max, and then some. its taken me along time 2 get this thing up my asshole n still havent been able to get it all in but im close....
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Aug 14, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
Humm, as big as expected. wont even fit into my mouth. Hope my ass will be able to take it soon! real great product!
Backdoor Verified Buyer
Aug 9, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
I most times use the john holmes dildo on my backdoor to open it up for the Giant jumbo Jack. Right now I am using the john holmes dildo to do just that. I am sitting on it down to the balls. What my objective is to apply to Doc Johnson Co. as an Anal Dildo Tester. So when I can slip in my backdoor with very little problem by using the G. J. Jack I will let you know. So if you like being filled with a large dildo try this one, it will do it.
JJ Verified Buyer
Jul 30, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
I ordered the UR3 version because I have yet to have a dildo like that and I will never buy another one without it. It feels so good going in once my tight butt gets used to it. I only have one problem with it. Since I have been using the Jeff Stryker before it, I can only get in 8 inches of John in me. I try and try, but it hurts so bad, it wont go. Hopefully I will eventually be able to get it in to the balls. I may end up getting another dildo that is just as long as John (or longer) and as thick as Jeff just to accomplish this. I cant wait to have John back inside me again. This is a definete must buy.
les r Verified Buyer
May 28, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
We bought this product in the UK and found it usable in all respects! The comment that - because of its size/weight - it would not stick to anything is just plain wrong, it does. This item is not for the faint hearted, and will take a bit of getting used to but it will be worth the effort if you have the slightest interest it toys. Highly recommended. Have fun - Les.
NOT GAY Verified Buyer
Mar 30, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
Bought this dildo for my wife, but she says it hurts too bad trying to get it past the head. I have put it in my ass half way so I can see how it feels, and cannot see why it will not go into her pussy. Guess her pussy is too small.
Happy guy Verified Buyer
Jan 26, 2006
Review of DJ0275-02
YEEEEHAAA!!! I surprised the girlfriend with this last night, and Im still soaking wet this morning. After using the vibrating Kong Dong on her, I slid this thing in with no problem. She took all but 2 inches while lying on her back. When I turned her over, she was able to take all but the last half inch. She was shrieking with delight as I fucked her harder with this magnificent cock. Fellas, if you love the lod lady, put your ego aside and give her the fucking she deserves. This was our first experience with a UR3 toy, and I know it wont be our last. Thank you for such a wonderful product.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Dec 28, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I bought this item for my wife who enjoys big cocks. She loves for me to put her on her knees and pound her from behind. She will actually ride it harder than what Im doing at the time. Her back will arch and this toy will disapper deep inside of her and she will squirt all over the place that it will run down her legs and puddle up on the bed or floor. She is an extreme squirter and the deeper I push it in the more she will squirt and I love doing this to her and for her. I cant wait until i put this up her ass I know she will love it there too.
Emma Verified Buyer
Dec 26, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Wow...what can I say! Im an 18 year old college girl who misses her boyfriend - whos about 7 long. Ive never had a big cock - hes my first boyfriend that Ive slept with, but have wondered what it would be like. Now I know....when I first sat on it I thouight it was going to tear me in half and I only managed to take less than half of it.....but last night I took it to the balls ! It was felt like it was in my chest it was that deep! Now I love sex with my boyfriend.....but if i find a guy hung like this I may trade him in !!!!
jas Verified Buyer
Dec 26, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Well this is a big toy is not for the beginner. However for us who love size it is the best dildo I have ever had. The skin feels so real and the girth is great. The suction is good however the weight will pull it off after a minute but will hold till insertion. Would buy another if I ever lose this one.
liyda Verified Buyer
Dec 20, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
this toy is great but is BIG it makes the natural look small. like most I didnt think it would fit,but take your time, it could take you weeks but will be well worth it, just dont give up. or say no will do it but you will need lots of lube and be very horny.
Karen Verified Buyer
Dec 11, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This is huge. when I first saw this I said thats TOO BIG!!! but I was teased buy the size rubbing on my pussy for about 5 min and then I knew I had to try it. I grabbed it and started pushing it in . and stroked my self slowly. it felt great, I only had 5inches in me but have found my new best toy. this is a challenge and I want more [I want all of it really!!!] but this will take time
David Wallace Verified Buyer
Nov 24, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
As Im a very experienced gay male bottom, used to taking big cocks and fists up my anus, I had little trouble taking the whole thing up my ass. People who havent had a lot of big sex toys anally should try something smaller. This one does feel great though.
Karen Verified Buyer
Nov 19, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
WOW this is huge!!! I did not tell my wife about this toy ,she thought I was going to use one of our smaller toys,start slow with this toy,use lots of lube. she took 6 inches the first time and is still loose four days after. what a great wife. this may not be for every woman
DNJ Verified Buyer
Nov 10, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
OUTSTANDING!! My wife has recently turned into a self proclaimed Size Queen. She cant help but squeel when this is about half way in her snatch. Personally, I have always loved what a stuffed and strectched snatch looks like. Perfect rigitity and thickness.
Todd Verified Buyer
Nov 8, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Just bought this HUGE PLEASURE TOOL!!! Was worth every penny! Took me a time to get it all in my ass but DAMN It became my favorite toy the moment it slid into my ass.
SCW Verified Buyer
Nov 7, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
OK - we graduated from the Natural to John. Needed something just a bit thicker and boy this did the trick. The 8in girth is mind-blowing. Its really nice to push this monster into her pussy while I fuck her in the ass. She wanted to try it in my ass and after being stretched out with the Natural it was no problem at all - she was shocked to see me take it deeper than she could in her pussy! Get this if you like big insertions - the realistic skin feels great slightly warmed. Now, time to try the Worlds Largest Jelly Vibrator - well let you know how that goes ...
jack Verified Buyer
Oct 29, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
When I first took this out of the box I was in amazement! I got a huge hard on holding this massive, real looking/feeling cock. I thought it might be too big, but when I slid it into my ass, inch by inch, i couldnt help but cum almost immediately. Im not even gay, but if I ever came across a guy with a cock like this one, I would do anything I could to have him fuck me...this cock is amazing!
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Oct 15, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
after buying my wife the jeff stryker vibrator, which she enjoyed ,it was time to move on and up to the big time . needless to say she loves this cock . i would highly recomend this one . but take your time it is HUGE.
Macc Verified Buyer
Oct 11, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I am a very bi curious male. I have tried several other large dildos, including Rambone (great size, probably perfect length, but FAR TOO HARD - virtually impossible to lube), the Natural (a truly great dildo), and the emperor (my favorite till now). But John Holmes is ALMOST perfect. The material FEELS just FANTASTIC, the diameter is just great and to be honest, my ass aches to be filled by this dong. I just wish this thing was 2 - 3 inches LONGER. And if only it could SHOOT!!!!! This toy has changed me from being bi-curious to Gay OBCESSED!!
cathy Verified Buyer
Sep 24, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Im only 18 but as experienced with big cocks as the next. By far this is the most realistic big dildo you could ever buy. My boyfriend and I are always trying something new. He is not very big - only 5 1/2 inches but always makes me satisfied. We always use dildos to finish me off with, but this one is the best. My pussy gets so wet in anticipation that this thing goes in with no trouble at all. The only way to experience something like this is to have your partner fuck you and lick your clit at the same time - the orgasms are incredible. This dildo lets me love the one im with and still get the best fuck available.
sir lickalott Verified Buyer
Sep 12, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
ive had this toy for about a year now i love fucking this thing like a fucking wild animal i ramm it into my ass till the balls almost go in to but they wont ill keep trying ha ha . i fuck this so hard i cummmmm all over myself when im taking it deep and hard this is one great fuck u must buy this i cant say anymore than this im a sraight male with my wife but if i would go to the other side he better have a john holmes size dick for me to get off
Jen Verified Buyer
Aug 30, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Im 5 tall & 97 pounds my boy friend got me this toy because when we have sex I always scream harder deeper. Hes about 6 inches big differnce you think. We started to fuck around & he was fucking good & hard I started to scream fuck me deeper & he pulled out took that dildo & started to fuck me with it. My pussy was going crazy he had about half of it in me he started to say you want it deep ok. Oh my god it was so big I started cuming & cuming & cuming I was screaming for him not to stop when the balls hit my pussy he started to grind them into me it was so good I gushed as he fucked it in & out of my cunt & I was squirting juice all over the bed it was the best fuck of my life. Then he shoved his dick in my ass with that dildo in my cunt it was wild. Then his roomate came home & heard me screaming to fuck my ass the next thing I knew I had his cock in my mouth I drank his cum as my boy friend came in my ass. Now with this dildo I never scream deeper just harder.
Kenn Verified Buyer
Aug 16, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
The soft rubber was indeed a treat, however not only does the suction cup not hold to anything, it detatches. Once the suction cup separates itself from the dildo, the dildos interior fill is exposed and starts spliting and breaking apart in chunks. At that point, it is not safe to use. The dildo started separating after six months of using it 1-2 times a month. After another two to three months, I had to throw it away. It didnt even last a year. Another thing, even after the dildo was cleaned and dried, it still seemed to keep a residue of grease on it that became more greasy over time. It was like the dildo was purging from the inside. The manufacturer suggested putting powder on it after cleaning.
Todd Verified Buyer
Jul 31, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
ooooooooh my god, it doesnt matter if your male or female. This dildo is IT!!!! I stick it to the wall, on the floor, even to my mirror. so I can watch myself fuck myself. I cant remember cumming harder. prefect size length everything great
Shelly Verified Buyer
Jul 22, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
My husband and I bought this toy and decided to experiment with it while taking a shower together. This thing is really big, which excited me and it slipped in very nicely. We mounted it on the edge of the tub and while my husband sucked and played with my boobs I fucked myself silly. Ladies, just try this. Just mount it on the edge of the tub with the suction cup, have your man pay special attention and FUCK your brains out. It will fit and I have told my girlfriends about this and they are buying your product too. It is a wonderful stretch and it feels so real. I am BIG in that department and my loving husband understands and wants to keep me happy. We have just recently tried fisting, and I just ADORE this. Warm up first with this big dildo and when the fisting begins you will be in heaven. This big dildo feels wonderful and is well crafted and most realistic. It warms up nicely and it just SLIDES in with pleasure. It takes lubrication very well and becomes very slippery which is fun too. I most HIGHLY reccomend this to any married or single woman. Sometimes a womans pussy needs something extra. This does the trick.
Wide asshole now! Verified Buyer
Jul 11, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
jimmy Verified Buyer
Jul 11, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I cant say enough about this sex toy. It is long and wide and the smoothness of the skin is great, also the firmness is just right. I have a few other toys and some are more rigid and not quite as ooh, so delicious. Right now it is still too big for my girl friends pussy, but I use it about once a week when shes not around and soon we are going to look for a strap on that can accomodate its size. The silk stocking it comes with is great for storage. One time I was so worked up that I was pounding myself with it, going the full length of the cock deep in my ass and pulling all the way out and I was yelling to myself dont stop, please dont stop! until I came with a roar that I swear the neighbors heard. excellent value for the price.
Val Verified Buyer
Jul 2, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This product is just wonderful. It looks so realistic and the sight alone is a major turn-on. My husband suggested and I picked out this fellow. I didnt anticipate the size of it and at first was very reluctant, but we tried it anyway. WOW!!!! I kept pushing down on it during oral sex until the whole thing was inside of me. It felt so real and warms up nicely. It is big, but with patience any woman will really enjoy this. It drives me crazy when I get it in all the way with the balls rubbing against me. I love it!
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Jun 13, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
My girlfriend will never admit it, but she loves this thing. I am 8 inches and 7 inches thick, but she has a BIG PUSSY and deep. She takes all of this after I get mine off. After we cum together, I rest and start fuckin her with John. She really enjoys feeling something different than me, and Im all about pleasing my woman. Be a real man, and get her this to fulfill her fantasy of taking HUGH cock! It will turn you on to see her cum with a force so strong, then your girl will suck you better than ever while she take Big JOHN. Highly recommended!!
Joan Verified Buyer
Jun 12, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
My husband and I wanted to try something different, so I suggested this big dildo. When it arrived, I thought that I had made a mistake. I tried it out solo while hubby was at work. It is so big!!! I lubed it up good, laid on my back and slowly worked it in. It felt so FUCKING good that before I knew it I had the whole thing inside of me. My pussy really suprised me. That evening we made love like you would not believe. Thank you so very much.
curt Verified Buyer
Jun 12, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
we have the jeff stryker ur3 and the wife cant get enough of it, but she wanted to try something larger. I ordered john and it arrived today. she thinks it might be a little too big, but we are going to give it a try tonite and let you know how it went. p.s this thing makes the stryker look tiny.
Paul Verified Buyer
Jun 4, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This cock is incredible, it is a slow, agonizing slide down its length but is well worth the ride. The suction works fine, I love to mount it to the floor and ride it to the most intense orgasms I have ever felt. After I cum I cannot let it go and have to keep pounding my ass on this monster. Pure anal pleasure.
Oral Verified Buyer
May 29, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I am really into oral with big dildos. I was super excited to feel the weight of Johns cock. The feel of the Holmes classic as it slipped between my lips was incredible. It stretches my throat to the max as I inhale it to the point that my oxygen is nearly cut off. I havent been able to deep throat it all the way yet, but I am trying.
Nigyu Larity Verified Buyer
May 17, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This thing is HUGE! once I got over the concern of mixing blood and feces I started having a BLAST. A little Visine on the head of this baby instantly closes off any ruptured blood vessles. Dont worry about rodent/rectal compatability...get the HOLMES and some tetrahydrozaline and WORK that rectum wrecker!
Anonymous Verified Buyer
May 11, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This is the best cock Ive ever had! The only way to make it better is to make a squirting version - OMG!!! Its huge, but I LOVE IT - feels almost like a real COCK!! Thick, hard and LONG - but oh so squeeze-able. I love sucking on it - I stick it to the wall of the shower and kneel before it, taking it into my mouth....stroking it....sucking it...mmmnnnnngggghhh!!!! And my ASS! Oh, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ITS GOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Horndog Verified Buyer
May 9, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
My wife was really does not like this but i love to watch her and she uses it for me. I like John to be stuck to a wall and her back up to it while im licking her and she is blowing me. From that position i have the view that turns me on. I love it
Anonymous Verified Buyer
May 5, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I have had several lifelike dildos over the years, gradually working my way up in sheer size and thickness. If you like the feeling of being impaled on a huge cock this one will be hard to beat. Before purchasing big John I have enjoyed using Brad Stone, also a huge cock, which is every bit as big as John at the base as it nears the balls, but smaller and not as thick toward the tip, enabling one to have a bit of an easier time on insertion. When I recieved big John in new uro 3, saw how big it was and felt the texture of its skin I could hardly believe how real it felt. If one were in a dark room while another was using it on them I think they would be hard pressed to tell the difference from a real cock, and the way it feels going in is absolutely beyond description!! It is probably an inch longer than Brad Stone and very thick all the way from its tip to the balls. I usually take it into the bathroom and place it toward the very edge of a large flat sink area using its suction cup base, which incidentally worked fine for me and stays where its put standing straight up. Here I am directly in front of a large mirror where I can watch everything in detail as well as be close to a clean up. If I have not played in awhile, I will have two or three lifelike dildos for a session, the first one being Jeff Stryker being much smaller. After my ass is relaxed enough I will then go to Brad, and then to John for the ultimate fuck.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Apr 27, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
My wife says she would rather have me in her but will not admit that she likes a good cock in her when she wants to get fucked. Ive used the 8 Cyberskin Dream Dick and the 8 Cyberskin Perfect Pecker and she has cum with regularity. I let my wife go a over 3 weeks without a good fucking and it just so happened that she was at her most fertile time of month. I put a great deal of lube on John Holmes and began to touch and kiss various parts of her body and got her good and wet then slid that huge mass in her cunt and after the initial shock of the size she began to grind as if she was on a monthly prison conjugal visit. It is well worth the money but be careful it is HUGE. The shaff is as wide as my wifes wrist and someone can get hurt.
Omahavic Verified Buyer
Apr 13, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I told my wife that I bought John and it is being delivered April 13 and she called my work three times telling me how she wanted me. That same night she told me that she was tired and wanted to go to bed two hour early. So, I went in the room to go to sleep and she told me not to shut the light off and to get to bed. She opened the box pulled it out and said OMG. She then lubed it and had me fuck her with it and I got ¾ in. Today the first thing she says to me is that she was tense and that is why it did not go in all the way. One night, and she can’t take her mind off it. WOW!
Randy R. Verified Buyer
Apr 13, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
AWESOME.. worth every penny.. guaranteed to get you off.. John is an awesome dong..
Carol Verified Buyer
Apr 5, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Last night I thought my husband broke my pussy. He said he wanted to try some thing kinky so I said ok. He tied me to the bed face down with two pillows under my hips making my pussy aim up then he lube me up & took John & ramed him balls deep in one shot I though my eyes were going to pop out of my head. He was fucking me so good & hard I never saw his 5 friends come in. Well that dildo never stop fucking me that night from 9 to 6. They were just taking turns to see who could make me cum the most & the hardest. I gave each of them a bj at the end. after they had gone my husband untied me & rolled me off the pillow on to my back. My whole body was still shaking & my pussy was on fire. I would have been mad if I didnt like it so much , I told my husband his friends could come over any time.
Tony Verified Buyer
Apr 2, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I bought this for my wife so she can finally get fucked by a big cock. The whole time we have been married I knew she needed something I couldnt give her. Now we use John all the time. Jen just lies back and I give her the best fucking any woman would want, in her pussy or up her ass she is quite willing and eager. This dong has the shape and feel of a real cock and the size woman want. Sometimes she gets DP with me in her ass and John up her cunt. The suction cup also allows us to fuck solo as I often ass fuck myself while she gets me off. Thanks, great product.
Carol Verified Buyer
Mar 29, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Im 24 years old & in love with my dildo. My husband thinks Im crazy because all I do is want to fuck this thing. Ive always been horny but now I cant stop. I fuck John for hour at a time until I destroy my cunt. Last night I stuck the suction cut to the chair held on to the back of the chair & fucked my brains out. My husband had to help me off the chair because my legs got so weak. He laid me face down on the floor took that dildo & ramed it into my cunt to the balls. Then he fucked me in the ass. Then he kept raming the dildo in my cunt. When he was done & I got up I had rug burn on my tits. In the morning he told me if this keeps up he would need help. The thought of it just got me hot. I hope he gets alot of help.
kc Verified Buyer
Mar 23, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
i love this so much that the last time i used it i got so in to it i squirted all over the place. it looked like i was pissing! i seen this in videos and never beleived it!
Carol Verified Buyer
Mar 13, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Just want to update my last reviewed. My god this toy is the best, I just cant get enough. I use it every night, my husband loves to watch me fuck my self with it. He video taped me with it last night & showed it to me it made me so hot I used it as I watch myself. To all you girls if you want to try something big get this one but be ready for the fucking of your life.
Hannah Verified Buyer
Mar 11, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
im a 18 y.o. college student away from home and my very well-hung boy friend. On nights i get lonely, I call him and we phone while I use this dildo on me. OMGGG ... its a lil bigger then he is...but close enough so my MULTIPLE orgasms shreek in his ear. I get so wet and sloppy with big John that i put the phone down there so he can hear my sex noises. I love it when its totally in me. I get filled and stretched like never before. I miss sex with my boyfriend, but big John is a great substitute. Girls... if your man falls short of expectations.. get this toy. Youll LOVE IT.
Fist Fucked Verified Buyer
Mar 5, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I am a normal housewife with a very large vagina. My husband has fist-fucked me on a number of occasions and I really liked that. Something personal and intimate about this. We bought this toy and gave it a try and it drove me CRAZY with passion. The length and the diameter realy filled me up and I just loved it. I would pay ten times the ammount for the pleasure that we have both achieved from this. This is an exceptionally well made product and I would refer this to every married couple who would like to put some SPICE into their love life. Strange at it may sound, after using this huge toy, my husband enters me with his 6 penis and this makes me cum and cum. After that BIG thing, I am just so turned-on. It is not so much the size of the penis, but who you are with. However I do LOVE the size of this and it just makes me hot thinking about it. It feels great and fits nicely and prolongs our love-making. I couldnt be happier.
BIG DADDY Verified Buyer
Mar 3, 2005
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Carol Verified Buyer
Mar 2, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
I talked with my husband about trying a dildo. he is about 61/2 inches, I said I want to try one a little bigger. He must of been a little hurt by that & he ordered John. One night we were fucking around he told me he bought me a dildo. he was going down on me & he was rubbing it on my pussy, I was getting so horney & wet. then he pushed the head in my pussy. It opened my pussy so wide I though my pussy was going to rip apart. He was working it in inch by inch I was almost crying. Then I felt myself getting hotter & hotter all of a sudden I started coming. I started asking for it hard deeper it hurt so good. The next day my cunt hurt so much I had to stay home from work. Since then Ive gotten use to it. I have to say I love big cock & my husband loves to give it to me.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Feb 22, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
When ordering a realistic dong like this, you hear the width and think, that cant be that big! When this box arrived all I could think was, thatll never fit up my ass! However I was wrong! Break your ass in with a smaller dildo, and then lube up really well.... it will go in! After a while I got used to it and stuck it to the shower and just rammed away! Be careful, this is big!!! But well worth the money!! It was awesome!
Peter Verified Buyer
Feb 1, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This is absolutely gorgeous. I love using the suction cup to place it on a full length mirror, kneeling in front of it, and sucking it until I climax. My fantasy is to eventually take all of it in my mouth. I get about 2/3 now, but Ill keep working on it.
Me Verified Buyer
Jan 29, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
Wow! This thing is massive. For some reason or another, I had to replace Kong my wifes first dong, which she truly enjoyed. I couldnt see myself replacing it with an inferior dong. So I got her John. I was envious of the length and girth and was turned on by the thought of my wife being banged by this monster. During our mext session I revealed to her, her new partner. She said she didnt want that thing inside of her because she couldnt even close one of her hands completely around the shaft. I did manage to talk her into trying John while I licked her. Well, we tried 3 or 4 sessions and she managed to only work 3/4 of the tip (head) inside of her. She is tight but came exceptionally hard with the little bit of John that she managed to take inside. She asked me to get something a bit smaller so we went with Jeff Stryker, which she enjoys very much. If we could have managed to get her pussy to snap past the head, I think taking more of John inside of her would have blown her mind!! I wouldnt necessarily recommend this for the novice. P.S. Were not giving up and will try John one day after a warm-up session with Jeff...
Bonnie Verified Buyer
Jan 23, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
The only way this could be any more real is if it had John Holmes attached to the end of it. The feeling it so realistic it makes it well worth the price. Definitely the best way to get yourself off. Damn, if all men were hung like this... My pussy swallows this cock. I can spend all night fucking this as I jiggle my clit into one orgasm after another. The best thing about this cock is there is no asshole talking to me afterwards bragging about how good he was. The only thing I have to worry about is walking normal when I go to work the next day.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Jan 22, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This is my favorite toy, and I have plenty. Im hard just thinking about it. Even though it is very large, it goes in surprisingly easily and feels just right. I love shoving it in all the way up to the balls. It extends past my sygmoid colon and I can feel the tip by pressing my fingers against my abdomen. Ramming it in and out very fast to full depth is no problem because the head is subtle. I always cum too fast when I have this in because it is so nasty and feels so good. This one is great but in addition I would like to have another that is about the same dimensions but about 4 longer.
lainer Verified Buyer
Jan 3, 2005
Review of DJ0275-02
This is a great product I did not have any problem getting it to suction to anything and hold. The best one I have ever purchased and will replace it soon. Only draw back was in the balls area lost a chunk of rubber.

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