I drove down the long drive to my home Friday, it was a cold evening in Pennsylvania. There you were in a big brown box propped against my front door with an inch of snow covering you. My *** puckered , just the thought of you excited me. I pulled the car into the garage and ran up the stairs thru the kitchen and across the living room. I opened the front door and grabbed you , brushed you off and took you back to the kitchen and opened you up. O Mary Mother of Jesus what a **** did i see ! You were cold and lonley , i was yerning for something deep in my ***. I warmed you up in a pot of simmering water on the stove and prepared with an **** deusch. Drew a tub of hot bubble bath and inserted a Doc Jonson xl **** plug in me. After I soaked in the tub and 5 glasses of wine i was ready for you. I took you into the bedroom, lubed up with Vaseline and mounted you. When your steaming hot rod enterd me i couldn't hold back. I took 8 inches in one thrust. Then hit bottom. I road you like a Pennsylvania cow girl. I reached over and pulled my vibrator out of my night stand . Turned it on high, leaned back, vibrated my **** and took the whole 12 inches in my *** . My 2nd hole was penetrated, my whole body quiverd, I squirted all over the bed.... what a mess.
This is a tru story. All you gals out there with worthless ex husbands. BUY a KING **** ! He will never cheat on you and will pleasure you to ****** every time . Take it from a 54 year old divorced woman. KING **** is a Real Man.