This ***** is *not* two inches wide from top to bottom. The head of it is 2.5" wide, which is a big difference. But most of its shaft is 2" wide, so I was able to get it in, with some difficulty. I used a **** Rambone ***** to open up my ******** sufficiently to allow the more flexible Mr. Ed to enter me at all. **** Rambone is more rigid, and doesn't take no for an answer. Once I got Mr. Ed in, I was able to push his big 2.5" knob past my sigmoid colon, and **** myself properly. Then, I turned back around and put **** Rambone back into my butt, and, because Mr. Ed had paved the way, I was able to get **** Rambone past my sigmoid colon for the first time. That was delicious. I still have problems with **** Rambone, because it is huge, but Mr. Ed definitely helped me to cope with the larger *****.
However, if you don't want a 2.5" *****, don't get Mr. Ed. His head is the same size as **** Rambone's head.