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F-ck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator - Beige

7 reviews
SKU 603912284089
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Original price $494.99
Original price $542.36 - Original price $542.36
Original price $494.99
Current price $395.99
$494.99 - $494.99
Current price $395.99
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This mega masturbator is the most realistic replica you ever fucked - and with over 12 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy feels better than the real thing! Squeeze and pinch her big, 36DD tits, then slide your cock between those massive mammaries and titty-fuck her all night. Spread her cheeks, ram her tight little ass, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! She's warm, she's tight, and she NEVER says no! 

When you're done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her stomach and big tits - cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It's an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made for your cock!

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**** me Silly 2 is the PERFECT Practice Girl!

Wow, just wow. The **** me Silly 2 is the PERFECT Practice Girl! I bought this to work on my stamina and go from a good lover to an hour long ***** pounder and with this toy as my practice girl I'll be there in no time. I was cautious about spending this kind of cash on a *** toy but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality and attention to detail. While waiting for it I though all she's missing is a nice bubble butt. But when I ****** her grabbing her hip substitutes a butt cheek nicely. The nipples feel EXACTLY like real nipples in your mouth, and the ***** feels EXACTLY like *****! The ******* are firmer than real boobs but what do you expect. Plus they were made that way for ***** *******. This thing is so realistic I even like cuddling it after a practice session. Running your hand over her belly and hip feels very realistic. I actually got a hard on just lubing her up. She's a little short so it's kinda like ******* a short girl :) putting her on top and feeling those ******* on your chest is amazing though! I warm her up with an electric blanket on low first. Gotta be careful heating fanta flesh as it melts at low temperatures, I've melted a pocket ***** a little before with a heating pad. But I love having warm waiting willing ***** and **** at home after work every day! And once I'm up to lasting over an hour with her My confidence with women will go through the roof! Seriously if this thing moved women would have some serious competition. I love ******* so this is Great for me as most women can't keep up anyway. Now I get to **** as many times a day as I want, anytime I want, and it's good for my stamina... I'm in LOVE lol. AAA+++ I just can't say enough. Don't hesitate, best $$$ I've ever spent!


Not good...

I ordered this as a present for my boyfriend, however upon arrival I found out that it was made of real human flesh. This was slightly disturbing, but I gave it to my boyfriend anyway. He used it for a while then asked if I could return it, I asked him why. He shows me that the "toy" had started the bleed from the genitalia. Upon closer inspection, we discovered that the doll's flesh had also started the rot in places, and the smell of burning human flesh was rather potent. We threw the doll in the outside trash ASAP. The next day we awoke to a foul smell from downstairs. We searched the house to find the source of the odor. The smell was coming from the wardrobe, somehow the doll had managed to limp legless back inside the house; but this time it's flesh was a darkish red colour. With blood pouring from the ****** and eerie whispering sounds coming from the body, it was clear that this was no normal *** toy. I am certain that whatever I bought was far from just a toy. It was living, you and I, but living in a way that I can not understand. I was sure that this...creature was created from the souls of the dead living in the fiery depths of ****, with skin taken from the recently deceased and a mighty rage that will stop at nothing to destroy everyone that sticks their sausage meat inside of it. I am writing this review from my mothers house. The creature had destroyed our house, my husband and my life. I have not seen my daring Steve since the incident, he was a beautiful lover. We were engaged, due to be married next week. But now I guess this...this...demon, had torn us apart. I shall not be purchasing another product from this website again, and I certainly do not recommend this product to anyone.


the stories are true, read linda's review

read linda's review, i had a similar thing happen to me upon this 'thing's' arrival. My 1st time with it, it bit the tip of my cockl. luckily i was uncircumsized. I had to burn it and put the ashes out with holy water before it stopped gurgling satanic chants. Would not recommend to a friend. Great gift for an enemy though!


Best toy I've had.

Of the masturbators I've had this is the best. I like being able to **** the ***** and then *** on her ****. You can **** her **** too although they are just a bit too firm to make for a really good ***** ****. The only downside I found is it's not made for doggy style ***.

Joe S.

Falls apart

I spent a premium on this toy expecting a lot. Don't get me wrong, it feels AMAZING, but the ******/**** cavities fell apart after only a few uses. I used plenty of lube and everything. So while it feels great, I wouldn't spend the money on it again -- it wont last.