F-ck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator - Beige

Wow, just wow. The Fuck me Silly 2 is the PERFECT Practice Girl! I bought this to work on my stamina and go from a good lover to an hour long pussy pounder and with this toy as my practice girl I'll be there in no time. I was cautious about spending this kind of cash on a sex toy but I was pleasantly surprised by the quality and attention to detail. While waiting for it I though all she's missing is a nice bubble butt. But when I fucked her grabbing her hip substitutes a butt cheek nicely. The nipples feel EXACTLY like real nipples in your mouth, and the pussy feels EXACTLY like pussy! The titties are firmer than real boobs but what do you expect. Plus they were made that way for titty fucking. This thing is so realistic I even like cuddling it after a practice session. Running your hand over her belly and hip feels very realistic. I actually got a hard on just lubing her up. She's a little short so it's kinda like fucking a short girl :) putting her on top and feeling those titties on your chest is amazing though! I warm her up with an electric blanket on low first. Gotta be careful heating fanta flesh as it melts at low temperatures, I've melted a pocket pussy a little before with a heating pad. But I love having warm waiting willing pussy and tits at home after work every day! And once I'm up to lasting over an hour with her My confidence with women will go through the roof! Seriously if this thing moved women would have some serious competition. I love fucking so this is Great for me as most women can't keep up anyway. Now I get to fuck as many times a day as I want, anytime I want, and it's good for my stamina... I'm in LOVE lol. AAA+++ I just can't say enough. Don't hesitate, best $$$ I've ever spent!

I ordered this as a present for my boyfriend, however upon arrival I found out that it was made of real human flesh. This was slightly disturbing, but I gave it to my boyfriend anyway. He used it for a while then asked if I could return it, I asked him why. He shows me that the "toy" had started the bleed from the genitalia. Upon closer inspection, we discovered that the doll's flesh had also started the rot in places, and the smell of burning human flesh was rather potent. We threw the doll in the outside trash ASAP. The next day we awoke to a foul smell from downstairs. We searched the house to find the source of the odor. The smell was coming from the wardrobe, somehow the doll had managed to limp legless back inside the house; but this time it's flesh was a darkish red colour. With blood pouring from the vagina and eerie whispering sounds coming from the body, it was clear that this was no normal sex toy. I am certain that whatever I bought was far from just a toy. It was living, not...like you and I, but living in a way that I can not understand. I was sure that this...creature was created from the souls of the dead living in the fiery depths of hell, with skin taken from the recently deceased and a mighty rage that will stop at nothing to destroy everyone that sticks their sausage meat inside of it. I am writing this review from my mothers house. The creature had destroyed our house, my husband and my life. I have not seen my daring Steve since the incident, he was a beautiful lover. We were engaged, due to be married next week. But now I guess this...this...demon, had torn us apart.
I shall not be purchasing another product from this website again, and I certainly do not recommend this product to anyone.

read linda's review, i had a similar thing happen to me upon this 'thing's' arrival. My 1st time with it, it bit the tip of my cockl. luckily i was uncircumsized. I had to burn it and put the ashes out with holy water before it stopped gurgling satanic chants. Would not recommend to a friend. Great gift for an enemy though!

Of the masturbators I've had this is the best. I like being able to fuck the pussy and then cum on her tits. You can fuck her tits too although they are just a bit too firm to make for a really good titty fuck. The only downside I found is it's not made for doggy style sex.

I spent a premium on this toy expecting a lot. Don't get me wrong, it feels AMAZING, but the vagina/anal cavities fell apart after only a few uses. I used plenty of lube and everything. So while it feels great, I wouldn't spend the money on it again -- it wont last.