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F*ck Me Silly Life-Size Mega Masturbator

15 reviews
SKU 603912275506
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Original price $584.99
Original price $670.58 - Original price $670.58
Original price $584.99
Current price $467.99
$584.99 - $584.99
Current price $467.99
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A male masturbation toy that's as real as it can possibly get Realistic life-size replica that requires no assembly Features two entrances for full freedom of choice Also includes free sample of Toy Cleaner and Moist lubricant Made from realistic Fanta-flesh material 14.5" in length with a width of 14" with a weight of over 20 pounds PLEASE NOTE: We've made the pussy and ass openings deeper than previous models with thicker walls inside separating the rubber and the foam core. The hole on the backside of the masturbator is for air-release only. This hole does not connect to the pussy or ass and is not a drainage hole. It is designed to let air escape when fucking either the pussy or ass. If you submerge the masturbator completely in water, you will cause damage to the piece because water will get inside and wet the foam core. If the foam core gets wet, the core will shrivel up and get much smaller. You should only clean the masturbator by flushing water in and out through the pussy and ass. The two holes connect, so by flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water. * This product does not come with a DVD
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best male sextoy

I have purchased a lot of male *** toys but this one has to be the best. The positions with this is endless from cow girl to carrying it while ******* it. It is heavy and the pictures doesn't do justice on the size of this thing. The holes are okay, not exactly the ***** feel, but it gets the job done. The *** looks amazing. The best part about this toy is when you are ******* it doggy style it actually ***** back. Yes, it comes back on your **** and the sight of it is very pleasing. All in all it's probably the best toy on the market. I promise you wont regret getting it.


A Great Toy

This thing is great. When I saw the package had arrived, I started to get excited, and after I had unwrapped it, I was fully ***** and ready to go. So, I lubed up and slipped it into the *** hole. It felt so good and tight as I thrust in and out, and it wasn't long before I had to ***. So I pulled out and shot my load all over those *** cheeks. I was so turned on, it wasn't long before I was having another session with it. I enjoyed it another time that night, and have been ******* it silly ever since. This is a great masturbator.



I couldnt believe it when I got linked to this. Yay, new levels of objectifying!!

John B.

Better than a Bowflex!

This thing gave me a real workout. By the time I was finished I was drenched in sweat and my legs were stiff. When it comes to a workout, this thing beats the Bowflex hands down! This thing is huge and does have quite a bit of weight to it. I was surprised when I pulled it out of the box. The *** is spread open and it is loose. Being loose, that makes it easier for me to slip in. Other toys I had to spread the hole with my fingers but with this toy all I have to do is push my shaft in with a pelvic thrust and it slips right in with no hands ever being used. As stated in a previous comment posted on this page "This thing does **** back" when you are ramming the *** (doggie style). Let me try to explain this: You ram into this thing, when you are all the way in and your waist hits the *** the toy will bounce forward, Then the toy will bounce back towards you. One thing I like about this toy is you can pull your shaft out of it up to your head without slipping out. You just slip right back in that easy (probably because it is loose). With other toys if I pulled my shaft out to the point where only my head was in the hole, I would accidentily slip out (because the hole was tight). So I would have to be careful and do shorter thrusts, With this toy I can do longer thrusts. I would say that the *** was of medium intensity, It was not low intensity but it was not high intensity either. I was impressed that the *** and *** have separate tunnels. The *** is tighter than the ***. In order to get into the ***, I did have to spread it with my fingers. The *** had a little bit more intensity than the ***. Both tunnels did not pull my skin behind my head (this is a good thing).

Yuri B.

******* Amazing

I give the **** Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created. I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did. After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses. As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and **** it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to **** you back. A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate ****** tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic ****** pleasure of *********** and ******* this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere ************ to the most realistically fantastic, solo ****-session you can imagine. I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source for ****** outlet or just spice up his *** life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it. Yuri Batres, Los Angeles, CA